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Cultivation Chat Group
by Legend of the Paladin
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lur…
Simulation Towards Immortality In A Group Chat
by Ethereal Like A Dream
One day, Wang Ping joined a transmigrators' group chat, where each member could randomly transmigrate to different worlds and obtain their own exclusive cheats. Wang Ping thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life... "Wait, 60 out of 67 group members went offline? What happened?" "Ding, one group member was eliminated. Chen Kang, who joined the group chat at the same time as you, has died. He didn't survive for even ten seconds. All group members, please take this as a warning." Wang…
The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
by Babyauthor
HIGHLY RATED(18+)Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH.IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK.--------"There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes .A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked."Rule numbe…
OUR FAMILY'S DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS SECRETS
by GEEGEE
Secrets! Secrets! And many more secrets!This was something that everyone on the planet, rich or poor, had in common.This also applied to my family. As I grew older, I became more interested in delving deeper into trying to learn for myself what my parents were hiding from me. I had not imagined, however, that the farther I delved into the issue, the more questions I began to ask myself.I began to consider how heinous and horrifying all of these family secrets would appear to the public if they w…
SSS+ Constellation Chat Group
by Dark_Crow1111
In the new era when the earth began the test to become a Level 2 Civilization, everyone's Constellations played the most important role because only from them could people obtain skills.Having a contract with a stronger Constellation meant getting skills with a higher class.Money was the determinant of getting stronger Constellations as they offered skills to those who paid more.Oliver had no problem with that as he was raised by his aunt who was a super rich woman.That woman could contract one …
Picking Up Fragments
by magesword
This story is a thrilling tale that plunges readers into the world of online gaming, where virtual realms hold secrets beyond imagination. Jiang Siming, an ordinary gamer, stumbles upon a remarkable phenomenon within the popular game, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUBG). Unlike his peers, he uncovers vibrant, multicolored fragments scattered throughout the game world.What sets Jiang apart is his keen eye and determination to unravel the mystery behind these fragments. As he delves deeper into t…
Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother
by Lyra TaleSmith
Abigail was always curious about the BDSM world in movies, but her relationship with her boyfriend Max was too simple to ever explore those things.Until she discovers Max’s dirty secret, and in her search for revenge, she plays with fire in the form of Charles, the billionaire half brother, who shows her that all her dirty dreams can become true.Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother is created by Lyra TaleSmith, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
Prodigy With Alternate Multiverse Chat Group System
by ShadowKatake
In a normal and average modern world where a prestigious academy nurtures elites in a certain field who are known as "Supreme" such as [Supreme Inventor], Allen Walker suffers from being called 'average'. Allen Walker can't accept why he has to be average when a few are fortunate to be born as either a genius or prodigy. After a week of self-loathing, when all of his hope was lost, a sound snap him back to reality, or is it insanity?Ding![A suitable host has been found! Prodigy System at your se…
Chat Group For Magicians
by Kyosei
(Warning: This is under revision. Don't blame me if you don't understand the story)Transferring to Tokyo after his parents died, Kazuma Fukuyama moved to the old house his parents owned and start his new life as an independent person living alone in Tokyo.However, things will change the moment he stumbled upon a huge discovery after inputting a code that was meant to enter a group chat for his classmates in school. Instead of getting inside the group chat with his soon-to-be classmates, he found…
Dirty Little Lies
by Sadiya_Aliyu
“... Till death do us apart.” It was a love promise.Nicolás Moreno has lived his life under the shadows, he was a name whispered for his cruel ways and cold-heartedness, known for being a sadist whose only emotion was hate, his face was thought to be a reflection of his ugly heart.When one dinner changes everything for the gentle, kind Annalise Armillo, she finds herself in church the next day with a different identity and now to be married to the most loathsome person ever, and for a man who en…
Level Up Family
by ShadowsFinger
Marius Edgewick is a seemingly ordinary office worker. He is a father of two married to a gorgeous and mysterious wife. Yet, their family though small and poor, are far from the ordinary, each born with a unique ability to see stats and level up, blessed with even a special skill that is unable to be utilized in the current world. After losing his only job, Marius thought he had lost all hope of achieving his single wish: to protect and provide his family with a suitable lifestyle. However, this…
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
Grupo de chat de cultivo
by Legend of the Paladin
Un día, Song Shuhang fue agregado repentinamente a un chat con muchos séniors que sufrían de delirios chuuni. Las personas dentro del chat se llamarían el uno al otro «Compañero Daoísta» y todos ellos poseían diferentes tipos de títulos: Maestro del Palacio, Señor de la Cueva, Verdadero Monarca, Maestro Inmortal, etc. Incluso la mascota del fundador del grupo que había huido de casa era llamada «perro monstruo». Ellos hablarían todo el día sobre el refinamiento de píldoras, exploraciones en ruin…
The CEO's dirty little secret
by L. G. Savage
Rules of Engagement1. Be available every Friday evening to Saturday morning.2. Be ready. (Groomed to my standards.)3. You're not to discuss this arrangement or details of this contract with anyone. 4. This is not a relationship, there will be no such expectations.5. Do not fall in love. This is grounds for dismissal...The rules of the contract are very clear. They are in place for a reason. So why does Evelyn think she can just walk out on him? Why does she think she can keep testing and pushing…
DIRTY TRILOGY: DIRTY DESIRES
by DEADNARCO
Sumire Massoullevè, is one of the highest-paid actresses and entitled the top 1 most beautiful woman in the world. The sole daughter of one of the richest business tycoons couple in the country, Sumire has been known for being stubborn and persistent since she was a little girl, she was glamorous yet dark. Born spoiled, Sumire gets everything that she wanted. Being an actress is one of her dreams but dejected by her parents, she still pursues it. Despite having everything she wants, Sumire felt …
Level UP Hero
by G.D. Cruz
In a world where the gods gift a chosen few with great powers, Sam Shepard could be counted among the weakest of the weak. His crappy healing ability can’t even cure minor injuries without having to drain Sam’s own life force to do it. Hero society doesn't think Sam's useful, and after failing to heal those he was tasked to save, Sam couldn't help but agree. But it turns out that giving up the hero's life isn’t easy. Not when one’s caught in the machinations of the gods themselves.After Sam gets…
Dirty Romance
by cheerolex
Emily Walter a scientist who works alongside a company which ultimate goal is the extinction of werewolves while keeping a werewolf as her husband.It won't be long before shed caught in between two brothers. But Emily wants one of them not realizing how much trouble she's bringing..
Dirty Little Secret
by Lillith Mykals Kennedy
Reese, recently divorced has moved back home. She has landed a job with a huge company with a sexy CEO. She has no idea what kind of company she is working for until on her first day as Luca Myles personal assistant she walks into an adult film studio. Reese does not panic she embraces her new job and her new boss. Things get steamy on the first day.
LEVELLING UP
by LIGht Pen
SYNOPSIS---------The earth is suddenly invaded by aliens who call themselves the Daegi causing humanity to fight and prevent their extinction, when peace treaty is signed between the two forces, humanity realizes that there could be another upcoming war and the race to surpass their limits begin.---------Roshan, our young MC faces bullying and disgrace due to his lack of abilities and strength, but one day, he stumbles upon into a ditch and finds a book which granted him access to an unimaginabl…
DIRTY SECRET AH: my bad haters
by SUPER_WEIRDO
BOOK 1BOOK 2 SECRET's out ah*side note: No it's not just smut, it has a plot. The name has another meaning. You dirty-minded people! some scenes will be dark**ongoing editing*Meet Wu Jie Tyna; the third-born daughter of Chaos darkness. Also known as lady darkness. During the ongoing chaos war, Tyna had experienced her first death and was later reborn in her second life, due to her failure as the 100th legion General. In that life, on Gai (sometimes Gaia), known as Earth to many, Tyna had lived t…